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Sia Got Married To Her Fiancé Of Two Months
Australian songwriter and nightingale Sia, who has more talent in one of her ass veins than most of the pop whores she writes songs for and who is currently terrorizing my ear tunnels with the...
View ArticleIn The Event You Needed A Reason To Take A Hot Shower…
Then you’re in luck, because here’s a video of a next-level filthy Shia LaBeouf looking like something that crawled out of Leo DiCaprio’s beard after a 12-hour fuck session with Marjory the Trash Heap...
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Cue Justin Bieber Threatening To Sue SNL In 3…2…1…
Somewhere in a Little Tikes Climb & Slide Castle, Justin Bieber is holding a meeting with his lawyer Teddius Stuffington, Esq. to discuss last night’s on-point Saturday Night Live commercial...
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Sia Borrowed Kristen Wiig For Her Grammy Performance
Although in this crystal-clear vision test of a video uploaded by the Academy of Recoding Arts and Sciences, it could also be the Target Lady in grimy Gummo drag. Sadly, it’s not, but it’s the next...
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Well, At Least Someone Came To Play
As I said earlier, the Oscars were a boring dress parade and I’ve seen more exciting dresses at my mom’s office holiday party. Well, it looks like all the real glamour and demure sophistication was...
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Jabba The Trump Will Host Saturday Night Live Next Month
NBC announced that angry clump of guinea pig hair Donald Trump will host an entire episode of Saturday Night Live on November 7th. Remember a few months ago when NBC dumped Trump because of the shit...
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Donald Trump Was A Mess On SNL Last Night (Shocking, I Know)
Because I don’t love myself (and also because I misplaced my memory stick containing all 8 episodes of Anchorwoman), I watched Presidential hopeful Donald Trump host Saturday Night Live last night....
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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry Wearing A Lot Of “Girl, No” Last Night
Let me preface this read by stating I am sitting here in an Old Navy tee I probably bought in 2008 and ill-fitting jeans from Target. (I originally had on some Yeezy Season 3 but I changed.) Now that...
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Okay, So Jane Fonda Saved That All-Celebrity “Fight Song” Video
Sure, dried drop of urethral pus Donald Trump mouth shat up another batshit crazy dingle today when he called for Russia to hack Hillary Clinton, but here at Dlisted, we only post about the most...
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Sia Is Getting Divorced
Ringing in the new year isn’t going to be very jubilant for wig-faced superstar pop songstress Sia. TMZ is reporting that the woman who has written pretty much every song you’ve heard on pop radio in...
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Azaelia Banks Went In On Sia For Protesting Her Chicken Murdering
Perma-troll Azealia Banks decided to cap off everyone’s dismal 2016 by Snapchatting evidence that she’s been sacrificing chickens in her home for several years under the auspices of religion. You can...
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Sia Beat Bare Butt Picture Buyers To The Punch
Enigmatic chanteuse Sia, much like Ice Cube, is not the one to get played like a poo butt. She may or may not be from the streets but she knows what’s up. According to New York Daily News, Sia...
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Sia Says Maddie Ziegler Can Quit Any Time She Wants
Sia has made it very clear that despite being a prolific songwriter and performer, she really hates being famous. So she’s often seen in public with her face covered in the kind of wig that makes her...
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Okay, So Jane Fonda Saved That All-Celebrity “Fight Song” Video
Sure, dried drop of urethral pus Donald Trump mouth shat up another batshit crazy dingle today when he called for Russia to hack Hillary Clinton, but here at Dlisted, we only post about the most...
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Sia Is Getting Divorced
Ringing in the new year isn’t going to be very jubilant for wig-faced superstar pop songstress Sia. TMZ is reporting that the woman who has written pretty much every song you’ve heard on pop radio in...
View ArticleAzaelia Banks Went In On Sia For Protesting Her Chicken Murdering
Perma-troll Azealia Banks decided to cap off everyone’s dismal 2016 by Snapchatting evidence that she’s been sacrificing chickens in her home for several years under the auspices of religion. You can...
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Sia Beat Bare Butt Picture Buyers To The Punch
Enigmatic chanteuse Sia, much like Ice Cube, is not the one to get played like a poo butt. She may or may not be from the streets but she knows what’s up. According to New York Daily News, Sia...
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Sia Says Maddie Ziegler Can Quit Any Time She Wants
Sia has made it very clear that despite being a prolific songwriter and performer, she really hates being famous. So she’s often seen in public with her face covered in the kind of wig that makes her...
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Diplo Gave His Thoughts On Sia Wanting Some No Strings Fun With Him
Sia spoke with GQ recently and told them all about how she wants to get some from her old friend and collaborator, Diplo. Same, Sia. But while I’m not in a position to even try to get Diplo to fuck...
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“Imagine” If All These Celebrities Sang In The Same Key
Corona isn’t the only thing going viral these days. With everybody on lockdown and bored out of their minds, we are grasping at straws for anything even mildly entertaining to distract us from this...
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